“Are you from a developing country looking for an opportunity to start a new life for your family? Do you idolize privilege and the materialistic habits of the wealthy? For only $79k, you can get a taste of the White Suburban Experience™ (WSE), with a two-week luxury trip to Wellesley, MA. With all expenses include in this once in a lifetime adventure, the WSE will set you up with that giant house, expensive car, and beautiful backyard you always wanted! For two weeks, live wealthy! Experience the commute to Boston, settle into one of the safest neighborhoods in the country, and even send your children to elite public schooling. With The White Suburban Experience™, enjoy the life you’ve always dreamt of. Once you have tried The White Suburban Experience™, you’ll be motivated to work harder than ever before – because you have to! Interact with the people of Wellesley and you may feel inclined to buy a Gucci handbag. Pretend you grew up in this beautiful suburb and enjoy the privilege your parents gave you. Experience a community that can build your network and help your family and friends find jobs. In this town, you’ll never have to work as hard, and neither will your children. But wait, there’s more! For an additional $19k become a temporary member of the Wellesley Country Club and join the Wellesley elite! Warning, please consider the following information: on The White Suburban Experience™, people may question if you’re truly American, you may feel pressured to act American, residents may tell you to go back to your home country, you may lose touch with relatives, some people might call you the wrong name. Make your life better and easier for this two-week excursion, expose your family to white suburbia, and learn that material satisfaction is never enough. After the trip is over, you’ll feel so much more fulfilled! Be rich, experience rich, The White Suburban Experience™.”

A is…

  • 20 Years-Old
  • Female, Cisgender
  • Southeast Asian
  • Catholic
  • Upper Middle Class
  • Heterosexual